Unrecognizable

Brian Urlacher, quickly becoming the most overrated athlete in sports next to Kerry Wood, tells fans that they can't tell the difference between a zone defense and a man-to-man defense. I've gotta agree with Brian, here. I mean, when you watch as few Bears' games the last few seasons as most of us have, you probably don't recognize anything.

Well, other than the oft-repeated touchdown dances of the opponent's offense.