Nothing to see here....

The Bulls were supposed to be an up-and-coming team. Well, they shot 25% from the floor last night. They're off to a 1-3 start. In fact, the only game they won was when the team retired Jerry Krause's doughnut. The team needs an enema. And John Paxson may just give them one and flush out Bill Cartwright.

This Bulls team is worth talking about as much as Chris Chandler is as the Bears next Superbowl QB. The only thing worth watching might just be and the Matadors.

Washed Sox

So Ozzie Guillen comes back to Chicago. I guess hiring a head coach with no prior head coaching experience at any level works. I mean, it did for Ditka. Cartwright, Dick Jauron, Dave Wannstedt not withstanding.

And Guillen's gonna do so well with a smaller payroll and without Colon and either Lee or Ordonez.