Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Best Mad Cow Joke

So this cow says to another cow: "I'm really freaked out about this whole mad cow disease." "I'm not worried in the slightest," says the other cow. "But it's breaking out all over and they're slaughtering hundreds and thousands in Europe. How can you not be worried?" the first cow protests. "Well, it's not going to affect me." says the second cow. "I'm a duck."

Elvis Maccabee

Now this is how you teach kids about Hannukah in Tennessee.

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