Maybe He Thought Osama was Under There

Have you seen Justin Timberlake's excuse for exposing Janet's sagging right boob? Turns out it was a "wardrobe malfunction"! Who writes this stuff? President Bush's speech writers? Maybe it was a wardrobe of mass destruction-related program activity.

It was intentional. My kids didn't see it. If they did, I don't care.

Football's over. Move on.

Now that Pudge has signed, when do we hear about Maddux?