No Yankee Me Wankee

So the Bergen Record does an article that the Coven debated. Seems the Yanks hate Bernie Williams and Kenny Lofton. Who do they want? Carlos the Jackel. But the Yanks have almost no chance of getting him other than at the end of the year.

The Yankees have every reason to covet Beltran - who's younger, faster, and more talented than anyone else in their outfield - but for once, the Bombers have virtually no chance of making a turbo-trade. That's because they don't have nearly enough prospects to interest the Royals, compelling Cashman to more realistically consider possible deals to replace Jon Lieber and/or Jose Contreras. "Who wouldn't want Beltran?" was the rhetorical question one Yankees insider asked on Monday. "But we don't have much to give. If we have one bullet in the chamber, we'd go after pitching first."

Can anyone think of a team with a glut of major league calibur pitching prospects and a cheap, talented, yet under performing center fielder that KC might take in trade?

Anyone?

Bueller?