Sign Or Go F--k Yourself

From the Albuquerque Journal:

Some would-be spectators hoping to attend Vice President Dick Cheney's rally in Rio Rancho this weekend walked out of a Republican campaign office miffed and ticketless Thursday after getting this news:

Unless you sign an endorsement for President George W. Bush, you're not getting any passes.

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An endorsement form provided to the Journal ... says: "I, (full name) ... do herby (sic) endorse George W. Bush for reelection of the United States." It later adds that, "In signing the above endorsement you are consenting to use and release of your name by Bush-Cheney as an endorser of President Bush."

Boy. Not only are these guys afraid of a little dissention, but it seems Bush campaign operatives spell worse than I do!