Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Ooo, That Smell

It seems Israel's army has developed a new weapon for quelling Palestinian protesters -- the skunk bomb. The bomb contains a synthetic skunk musk and was developed for breaking up protests without causing casualties.

"The new device, which is not yet operational, releases a cloud so pungent that according to initial tests it permeates clothes for five years, the officials said."

Sources refused to comment on the rumor that the source of the synthetic musk was from George Mitterwald's locker.

Comments: Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]