Marry Me One More Time

Britney Spears reportedly wed her dancer/serial impregnator Kevin Federline in a secret Los Angeles ceremony on Saturday.

The ceremony was so secret that the media knew that the wedding was held at a private home in the Studio City area with 20 to 30 people attending. Spears wore a strapless white gown. Federline was bedecked in a plain tuxedo. Guests reportedly dined on chicken fingers and ribs in a barbecue-style reception.

Good thing it was secret.