The Dailies

If you aren't watching the Daily Show, you are missing high quality television. Take last night. It seems Dr. Phil sat down with George and Laura Bush last week. Phil told viewers what the interview would cover. It seems viewers would learn not about world issues, but about a girl sticking her tongue out at the press, who plays "the heavy," and "Do they (George and Laura) believe in spanking?" Stewart's reply?

"Does he believe in spanking? He believes in executing the retarded. Of course he believes in spanking!"

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