Our Lady Of Blessed Underpass

Many of you have heard of this story. People are flocking to the Fullerton Avenue underpass of the Kennedy Expressway. They believe that a yellow and white smear on a wall is a divine image of the Virgin Mary.

"We believe it's a miracle," said Elbia Tello, 42. "We have faith, and we can see her face."

The stain is likely the result of salt run-off, according to the Illinois Department of Transportation.

The people who believe this is Mary don't know the bible. If the image is on a highway suppor pillar and is made of salt, then isn't it more likely an image of Lot's Wife?

Chicago as Soddom and Gomorrah, indeed!

Note: Look closely at the right side of the picture. I guess Lot's Wife is a Cubs' fan.