Old Joke

Two guys, call them Al and Chuck, go sky diving. They jump out of the airplane at 5,000 feet.

"Can we open the chutes now?" screams Chuck.

"Patience," says Al. "We have plenty of time left."

They free fall down to 500 feet.

"How about NOW?" screams Chuck.

"Patience," says Al. "We still have plenty of time left."

At 50 feet, Chuck looks nervously at his friend. "Come on! NOW?" screams Chuck.

"Patience," says Al. "We still have plenty of time left."

When they get down to 5 feet, Chuck pleeds, "SHOULD WE PULL OUR RIP CORDS NOW?!?"

"No need to," says Al. "We can jump from here."