Brilliant

I just watched the video of his slide on MLB TV (Comcast gives everyone a free month of MLB TV in August).

It didn't look like Korey was even trying. He looked like he was stunned the throw was even coming home. "I've got skills. I've got speed. They ain't coming to get me. I'll take an easy slide."

What was even better, in the top of the ninth, the Rockies walked Neifi Perez INTENTIONALLY to let Korey bat. Here's the result:



If Korey Patterson isn't the most fundamentally unsound player in all of major league baseball, I don't know who is.

Jerry Hairston must start in center. Korey has played himself out of a uniform.