The Modern Age

If you haven't heard/seen about this yet, I'm sure you will. A fan fell out of the second deck at Yankee Stadium and was saved by landing on the backstop net that covers the box seats behind home plate.

What were my first thoughts after the police pulled him to safety? How soon does he get on the David Letterman Show? What endorsements can he arrange?

How sick am I for thinking this? This is what today's media has done, at least, to me.