Because You Begged...

Over on the Desipio board, frequent reader, occasional host a Wrigley, and fellow supporter of the Kohl Children's Museum TJ Brown goes off the deep end.

Before you read this, just so you know how criminally insane this man is, remember: He voted for me in a municipal election.

Because I'm delusional (and asking to be mocked), I thought I'd give you an answer to Pat Hughes' comment last night: "The Cubs, basically, are hoping for a September miracle."

Now, I'm not saying this is possible, but...

Houston
2-1 at MIL
2-2 vs. FLA
2-1 vs. MIL
3-1 at PIT
0-3 at Cubs
0-2 at the Urinal
2-2 vs. the Cubs
Final Record: 86-76

Florida
1-2 at Philly
2-2 at Hou
2-1 vs. Philly
1-2 at NY
1-2 at ATL
2-1 vs. Nats
2-1 vs. ATL
Final Record 86-76

Phils
2-1 vs. Fla
2-2 vs. Braves
1-2 at Florida
2-1 at Chip's place
3-0 at Cincy
2-1 vs the Mets
1-2 at Nats
Final Record 86-76

Nats
1-2 vs. Braves
2-1 at Mets
2-1 at Padres
3-0 vs. Giants
3-0 vs. NY
1-2 at Florida
2-1 vs. Philly
Final Record 86-76

Mets
3-0 at Urinal Cake
1-2 vs. Nats
3-0 vs. Braves
2-1 vs. Fish
0-3 at Nats
1-2 at Phils
4-0 at Rockies
Final Record 84-78

Milwaukee
1-2 vs Houston
3-0 at Ariz
1-2 at Houston
0-3 vs. Cubs
3-0 vs. Cards
4-0 vs. Reds
3-0 at Pittsburgh
Final Record 84-78

And then, the Cubs
2-1 at SF
3-0 vs. Reds
3-1 vs. St. Louis
3-0 at Milwaukee
3-0 vs. Houston
2-0 vs. Pirates
2-2 at Astros
Final Record 87-75