Korey For Nuthin' And Your Chicks For Free

Rumors abound that Korey is about to be traded to the Orioles for a prospect who would not be one of the O's "top five or so prospects."

So, with the options of getting a low ceiling prospect for Korey and risking keeping him at a salary of about $3 million, OR non-tendering Korey and letting him just go away, Jim Hendry chose the riskier option.

Instead of suggesting that this is dumb on so many levels, we give you a cheap thrill with this pic of the newly, officially single, Chicago suburb native Denise Richards.

I don't care how some people think she got her career. And that is how she met her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen. Or that she may have been the worst "Bond Girl" ever. Or that her eyebrows were scarier than the bugs in Starship Troopers.

I just care that she makes people ignore how bad the writing is on this blog for a few seconds.