Building the Cubs One Brick at a Time

I hear that the Cubs are selling message bricks via their web site for $160 per brick. The bricks will likely be placed around the outside of the park near the parking/restaurant/museum structure to be built.

The guidelines are: Three lines of text with no more than 15 characters per line. Given those parameters, here are my suggestions for some possible bricks.

Which is first?
A Cubs title or
Brick erosion?

TRB stock is
Now worth less
Than this brick

Walk on this brick
Like MLB walks
on the Cubs

This brick is
made of crushed
sand clay&dreams

Cubs suck! From
a Southsider
??? Sox won? ???

X Boston 1918
X Chicago 1917
_ Chicago 1908

I'm sure many of you have much better ideas. Care to leave any of them in the comments? Maybe, if there's a really good one, I'll use it to replace the Andy MacPhail/Kevin Bacon picture at the top.