Funny If It Weren't Sad

WSCR is reporting that Kerry Wood will have arthroscopic surgery on one of his knees (does it really matter which at this point?).

I'm sure this is a sudden onset problem and not something the Cubs and their (on) crack medical team has been aware of for weeks.

The Cubs estimate that Kerry will be out only a few weeks. What's unsaid is that those weeks are comprised of days as long as the days in Genesis I.

On the bright side, the payee of the steak bet seems to be locked in.