Seen This Show Before

There used to be this TV show I watched. Every plot was the same, it's just how they got from point A to point B was told with different comedic angles. The show also had lots of gratuitous shots of young, sexy women with varying degrees of exposed cleavage. Ultimately, I realized the show was mindless and stupid and after a while I stopped watching it.

You think I'm talking about the 2006 Cubs? Nope!



See, the Cubs have become Three's Company. Such a huge joke. And the same joke over and over and over and over. All they do is figure out a new way to make you laugh each day.

Aside: By the way, Dusty is Mr. Roper (the stubborn one), Andy MacPhail is Ralph Firley, and Jim Hendry is Larry (the guy who always knows the right way to do things but never sees it work out).

And, frankly, if you aren't laughing now, when will you start? Oh? You're just going to grin and bear it? Keep accepting the swill they serve us? Now you're in more familiar territory. Thank you sir, may I have another!