Nickname Needed

Devin Hester is remarkable. A lock for the Pro Bowl, he's got a heckuva shot to win the NFL Rookie of the Year award.

A guy this exciting needs some nomenclature. We've had Sweetness. Samurai. The Hawk. Air Jordan. Ryno. The Big Hurt. Where do we go with Devon Hester?

I'm sure WBBM's Jeff Joniak has tried, again, to gain some traction with his insipid nickname. It will not be repeated here just because it is soooooo stupid.

Some ideas so far:

- The Galloping Hest (allusion to Bear History)
- Hester the Kick Return Molester
- Devin Avenue Expressway
- Skokie Swift

All these names suck. Ideas, please.

:::UPDATE:::
Tom Fornelli has scribed a little ditty to the Florida Photon (yeah, I'm still trying - it ain't working).