Maybe He Thinks He's Ethel Merman

A few day ago, a commenter suggested that Rex Grossman wasn't as bad as Erik Kramer was. Too bad you can't put them together. You'd get:


Captain Rex Kramer

Rex was a pretty smart guy. If he's the quarterback, it would be his ship now, his command, he'd be in charge, he'd be the boss, head man, top dog, big cheese! He's said things like, "A Bear home playoff game is a God damn waste of time. There's no way Lovie Smith can win this game. He ought to play in Lake Michigan! At least we'll avoid killing innocent fans."

Well, at least we know he could beat the crap out of a team of religous freaks. I guess that makes him a great matchup against Bill Belachik.