For Comic Book Guy...

As Vida Guerra has already made an appearance, let's present Ms. Laura Vandervoort.

Laura has recently been appearing in what can only be the last season of Smallville if the writers believe it takes a 22 year old blonde Supergirl in a belly shirt to grab eyeballs.

Personally, I'd have gone with Helen Slater (if for no other reason than Helen is closer to my age while Laura is closer to the Two Year Old), but she's been missing since Jerry Seinfeld told her she was "So.... good looking!"

Hey! This isn't exactly the Algonquin Round Table that's being hosted here! Stop bitchin'!