Not Your Usual Cub-Related Trixie

Brian Roberts a Cub? Kosuke Fukudome a Cub? Getting both of them would benefit the Cubs tremendously. They would solidify two weak spots on the team (second and right), allow Felix Pie to play center and bat eighth, and force Alfonso Soriano down to 5th or sixth. All that would be good.

But, instead of discussing these issues, and how, like in 2006, Jim Hendry has bet his season again on one free agent, let's go to the movies. I'm sure this will be of interest to fans of Racer X everywhere.