Last night, nearly everyone was happy.

The Black Hawks 5-3 win over Nashville advanced the to the second round where the Vancouver Cannucks await.

The Chicago Wolves won Game 7 of their playoff series to advance another round in their quest for another Calder Cup (or whatever they play for these days).

Bloggers are raising money for Ryan Dempster's charity at $1.50 per donation while pocketing $1.00 in fees for themselves as they go. (But you get a keen t-shirt that advertises the guy making the profit!)

The Chicago Cubs won their fourth in a row to get back to a .500 record.

And Carlos Zambrano is happy about his role as a long setup man in the bullpen.

Well, kinda:

"I'm not 'happy’'happy about this decision, but I feel good," he said. "I feel good to help my team and to do everything to help us solve whatever the problem is."

We can be glad Carlos is not "happy happy." That could be bad if he was.

Can you imagine what would happen if Carlos was, "more than happy"? How can you be "more than happy?" This sounds like a dangerous medical condition! "We had to put Carlos away in the home today....he was...well....MORE THAN HAPPY!"

If Carlos ever gets more than happy, Carlos will need to be locked up and then we'll have to throw away the key, the Cubs will go down the tubes, fans will be read the riot act, and Jim Hendry and Lou Piniella will be handed their walking papers in the greatest thing since sliced bread!