Andy Dolan goes to town on Al Yellon again. You generally have compassion for baby seals because they are defenseless. Not so much when the baby seal is in its 50s and puts up with dissent as well as Jake and Elwood put up with Henry Gibson.

In short, Yellon is upset that people drink in the bleachers at Wrigley Field. He then states, with his standard catch-all caveat of "I believe" (which he uses all the time to mean, "Ignoring all factual evidence, I choose to think that..."), the Cubs and the Ricketts really don't want this kind of reputation.

The Cubs don't want to embrace alcohol? Does Al even know where he chooses to sit?

Time for Al to protest and leave.